...why did you look at the worst options in the segment?! Or, perhaps, how did you arrive there? Kia Cadenza and K900, Hyundai Azera and Genesis, Lincoln, Jaguar XF and XJ, BMW, Mercedes, Volvo S80... So many better choices in every way!

It’s no worse than infinity spelled with an “i” at the end, tbh.

Best road trip. Until the end.

I’d take Mr. Scott. He’d be able to fix damn near anything, and he’d make for a great drinking buddy at the end of the trip. Imagine all the shit he’d know about Kirk & Spock!

I’ll take Jerry Seinfeld along. Maybe stop by some of his friends on the way too, but in any case it could be fun, funny and inciteful.

I grok Spock.

This guy! He’s keen on driving and has some kind of shiny personality test device. I’ll update in a sec with the results.