I have taken that oath chief

It’s pretty stupid to sing this. It’s pretty stupid to record it and post it online. But as stupid as these kids were, I find it hard to believe that they’re malicious. I’ve never heard this song before, because I’ve crossed into Old Man territory, but these are, in fact, lyrics in the song. That doesn’t excuse it,…

This isn’t really hating on black people at all. It’s a group of girls having fun singing along to a popular song.

I liked the one for “Winners and Losers of the Second Round of the NCAA tournament.” Like that one seems pretty straightforward, guys. There’s a bracket and everything.

This is quite possibly the worst take Aran has had in a while.

Ever notice people are always like “Wanna feel old? Such and such movie/show/album/song came out 20 years ago!” “When you think 1998 was 10 years ago but it’s actually 20” or “if Back to the Future came out today, Marty would travel to 1988.” Has this always happened throughout time, or have we all experienced some…

*sigh* nope, this is not clever and no, you’re not being smart.

That speaks more about our police force and how shitty and poorly trained cops are than it does about society and the people that do this. You’d figure there would be a huge congressional hearing or something calling for exhaustive over sight on how cops deploy their storm troopers after someone was murdered in their…

For the folks asking, “Why was the kid streaming,” I’m just gonna be blunt:

Way to miss the fucking fire burning the house down over the smoke that’s offending your nostrils.

Yes, the kid’s young, and yeah, it’d be a much better idea for them not to be streaming, but they are not the problem here. The cowardly, craven…

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

If you don’t have kids you have 10% of his adult qualms.

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

Since I’m not American, I have one question: WHY?

Hahahahahaaaaahaah holy shit our country is so fucking dumb.

Glad to see the NFL police are conducting a fair investigation.

So, so many pics of old man balls are in some intern’s future.

From the perspective of a straight white man, I think it’s actually very easy to not notice it. I do notice it, but that’s a pretty recent development in my life, and it’s the result of actively bettering myself and learning about gender issues and sexual harassment and sexual assault. There was 100% a time in my…

Don’t forget Rangers fans...and Brian McCann (do we think he’ll kneecap his own teammates during the starting lineup announcements at home??)

Get better eyes. Holy shit.