YES! I will never go see this, ever!

She's a mothafuckin monster! Of charity.

A dick atchoo.

And what's a penis sneeze called?

Hey Im dietin ova heea

I'm slightly worried, as he told the ID joke on his last Letterman appearance.
https://youtu.be/mFjEvl43zY…
Again, slightly worried.

Personal fave: Joe & Mac.

I think it's OK in this case, because they are judging one person in particular based on facts they know about that person, and not making generalizations about an entire group of people based on anecdotal evidence.
Wait. Oh shit, I'm arguing with a stranger on the internet. Forget I said anything.

For me it was either Garfield or the 2nd Mortal Kombat movie, Annihilation.

I just want everyone to know, if you didn't already, that they just stole the melody to "Closer" from Fetty Wap's "679". Asshole status: confirmed for the nth time.
https://youtu.be/ajpVASSfZco
EDIT: … the "679" melody is apparently itself stolen from the end melody to The Fray's "Cable Car (Over My Head)". This boring…

Especially in Cleveland.

The Schumer Effect.

I LOVE YOU COLIN JOKES

I'm gonna DVR this so I can have the pleasure of erasing it without watching it. This looks awful.

Pap doesn't smear?

Hey guys, I got one!

In unrelated hip-hop news, Westside Gunn and Conway just got signed to Shady Records. Big things poppin.

What's up with Artie Lange's nose in this episode? (Well, I have some theories, but ya know…)

AYO

Ha! You wrote "Tracy Jordan" in that last line.