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*Looks up at sky.*
Um, I'm looking for something in an after-dinner burrito.

Fabolous is another one. Beats are kinda weak, but punchlines galore.

Haven't been to the one at Atwater.

You're close to Verdun, meaning you can try new-ish places like Palco (resto/bar) and the Benelux (craft beer) that opened on Wellington.

Indeed. His old alias was actually El Producto.

When they steal that briefcase bling
That can only mean one thing

Dear Jon Glaser,
Tell us more about the Pubes character from Late Night.

TUBA SOON

MURDER SHE WROTE! *picture of Angela Lansbury*

30 Seconds to Barf.

The knee-jerk store called, and they're outta you!

Heh, "bush-length gaps".

It's spelled Ashton Kutcher.

It's uh, OK.

Unrelated question: do you guys say "ampi-theater" or "amfi-theater"?

The game of love.

Nation as a whole blows it on Independence Day by watching footage of fireworks

Jiminy jillickers that's bad!

Told ya you shoulda shot it on 180g.

It is a fine verse. I just keep hoping he goes back to what he does best someday.