“Media” includes the things where people learn who Russell Westbrook is in the first place. Like ESPN, or the local paper, or the local TV station, or SI. It includes the actual broadcasts of the games.

And wrap up by blaming it on AOC. 

See, I went right to Clay Travis, but it's the same idea. 

Storm Duck is actually committed to play corner at UNC!

And make it somehow about how white, middle-class guys are the true victims in modern society

I too miss the old tube TV’s. Wait, what? 

This is the kind of thing I can imagine happening to Ben Shapiro, who would then devote an entire podcast to it. 

It means you’re two TVs away from:

Self Check-out/ express:

It means you’re normal. You don’t want to be one of those weirdo families that have only one TV, and you all watch TV “together” because it’s “a family thing”. Families like that also share a half gallon of ice cream, passing it from person to person, using the same spoon. Having two TV’s (even if one is seldom used,…

This might be the greatest litmus test in the entirety of all nerd history, and I want to see it happen yesterday.

Like an Alana Turing Test?

Better question: is The Lake House a sci-fi movie? It also has time travel (sort of)! And Keanu.

I’d argue the reverse. “Tits” seems much easier to grunt out in the midst of his two pumps before ultimate collapse.

“My wife and I separated about seven months ago, but we’re staying married until she gets a full-time job so she can stay on my very excellent health insurance (she freelances now). In the meantime, I’ve dipped my toe into the dating scene again”

Regarding checking out at the grocery store:

Who the hell thinks Back To The Future ISNT a sci-fi movie? It has time travel! What kind of moronic question is that.

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

I’ve mounted a TV before

I can tell you’re a Bear Spiker homer.