Felicity I doubt will see any jail time. Aunt Becky however I believe will at least see 6-months to a year. Please let there be a higher power somewhere that gives her a year or longer.

Hi, yes, I voted for Dr. Outhouse.

The committee really screwed Truman Peyote in the seeding process

Good to see #11 Pope Thrower torching #3 Precious Orji.

Really encouraged to see Storm Duck is blowing away the competition.

A Thrower/Duck ticket is what America needs right now

Pope Thrower 2020

Jesus Christ, Creeper Lagoon is still around? Proof of this dude’s bonafides from the ole Wayback Machine. (Has Pitchfork ever liked a major-label follow up to a likable indie record - in this case I Become Small and Go ?)

And that tantalizing Deicide-Pope Thrower matchup is RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.

Come ON! Deicide Huxtable deserves this win. C’mon folks, it’s not decide, it’s DEICIDE. A seminal heavy metal band, and also an awesome word:

This is the Chris Davis of takes. At one point people thought it was good, and in certain contexts it was great, but it just keeps getting trotted out there whether it makes sense or not.

She lived in my building. One day in the elevator, she asked me to join her group for “empowering women”. She gave me the creeps. I said, No thanks. Dodged a. . .branding gun?

Just in case anybody still thought RBI’s were a meaningful stat, Davis has 2. The hitter on the worst streak in the history of baseball has still “driven in” 2 runs.

Joey Gallo Insists He Gets Along Very Fine With Rangers Teammate Nomar Mazara, Says They’re Just Both “Alpha Males”

I thought the squeeze play had fallen out of favor lately?

Jesus she looks liked she has aged 20 years in like 2 years.

Brandon Routh is doing God’s work on Legends of Tomorrow.

I’m certain that she still is, but a lawyer was at least able to get her to the point where she knows she needs to read the paragraph out loud.

Man, Clark must have a real chip on his shoulder after both of this friends became criminals. https://ew.com/article/2011/06/22/smallville-actor-sam-jones-iii-prison/

She'll spell her new address DANBVRY.