Beto got closer than any Democrat in 25 years and he was still 200k votes short.

I think the more absurd and extreme he gets, the deeper they dig in.

Trump fans love his constant grievances and profound emotional immaturity because they see themselves in him.

Not a singular moment, but rather years of playing football (and to a lesser extent baseball) with extremely noticeable, terminal swampass. Just a giant circle of wetness from my crack to my taint whenever I broke a sweat, accentuated by our bright red football pants. I became so well known for it my nickname was…

I think Iowa will be interesting, but it should be noted that it is one of our older and whiter states. Although it gave Obama his big break in the ‘08 primaries and voted for him twice in general elections, so who freaking knows? Just enjoy the circus and vote blue in Nov 2020.

The default, basest fandom for all sports is “I want to win win win and if you do something that makes winning less likely then FUCK YOU!”

Eh, they’re kind of growing on me. They’re bland but clean; could have been a lot worse.

This blog is a tour de force in saying it without saying it. Stay strong my dudes, we’re still here for you.

violation of the Mann Act-ass swing

Because it never occurred to them that it deciding in ways they don’t like was even possible.

Not the dogs. They deserved better. 

If some local paper in Texas runs a “Gettin’ Greinke wit it” headline tomorrow, I won’t approve, but I’ll understand.

Doesn’t seem very Welcoming imo

IDK what’s going on with him. I remember him previously being a smart, funny commenter on Deadspin.

It’s almost like someone can suck ass as a human being and still be really really good at sports, and it’s OK to cover them from both of those angles.

There’s a lot of things to not like about the guy, but that’s not one them. That’s the dream.

I also love Deadspin and think Barstool sucks, but never missing an opportunity to shit talk the opposition has been corporate policy since the Gawker days.

“Yeah, the Demogorgon has had some off the field issues in the past, some trouble with the law, but everyone deserves a second chance. We got solid production from Pacman and Vontaze in previous seasons, so we feel there’s a lot of raw talent to work with here that’s worth taking a flier on.”

This isn’t the first time a man with a powerful dong nonetheless ended up peaking too early

This eats ass.