The smart holster is a brilliant idea! I was considering how feasible it would be to have cameras on guns that would automatically start the 30-second pre-recording once a gun is drawn (and maybe a combination is possible???), but there should absolutely be verifiable and independently-recorded data on removal of both…

But, lawn darts, man...

Like I been to a lot of parties where the beers were in the fridge. Helping yourself isn’t crazy. Going through tupperware is crazy.

Protest is the highest form of patriotism.

H/T to former Deadspin video editor Tim Burke for showing Simone’s routine in super slo-mo.

This obsession with Hilary is the longest Trump has ever been faithful to one woman.

Maybe......she should go back to where she came from?

This is the correct answer.

Oh, you sweet, summer children. Halloween begins in the second-to-last week of October and ends during the first week of November.

And you poor, poor trolls. Hating us is not going to make your miserable existence any more bearable. Your hate isn’t going get your mediocre boy and girl into an elite university. Your impotent rage isn’t going to get you out of your shitty suburban apartment complex into some equally shitty exurban house with an…

They are nothing but an opposition party powered by an outrage machine. You don’t cross the outrage machine unless you want to become the target of it.

Pretty much. “I got mine. Fuck you and yours.”

She’s legit the best

Dude, just primary Trump as a Republican.

I think one of my favorite youtube videos is of Jack Whitehall almost pissing himself in terror when Mr. Blobby comes to find him

I get it. Every 4-6 months or so, I have to have a Big Mac. I’m not proud of it, it’s just a thing that happens. :-)

Can I recommend some sesame seed to garnish at the end? That sounds pretty good by my books.