Freedom Apples!

Can’t let those cowardly French apples into this Great American Land!

The TSA agent probably thinks he’s Making America Great Again by being a tough sheriff laying down the law against foreign infiltration.

Amateur.

This should be called the Hissy Fit

“Sir, you can’t be black over here.”

Oh look, another black person treated like a criminal for “existing while black”.

The Quiet Place was a good horror movie because it was a good movie. This is the same as Logan being a good superhero movie because it was a good movie. Start there first. The Quiet Place had likeable, understandable characters who acted in an intelligent manner against a difficult situation. The only criticism I have…

a 30-year-old-rapper with relatively little acting experience

I’m in the camp of it’s not my problem to watch out for your kid, with a little less vulgarity :-)

Trumpistani White is still “White” around this way, though.

I’m white, and I don’t trust them.

We don’t trust all of those white people at Cracker Barrel.

There could be kittens in there!!

I miss the good old days, when bylines from The Onion and actual news stories were easily discernable.

I’m not inclined to buy this guy’s bullshit. Suddenly, he’s completely naive about the republican party and Donald Trump? Yeah, and I was born yesterday, too.

This almost sounds like preventive karma. Like banking a credit against a potential future screwup (or making up for a past screwup with another customer!)

White women be all over Kellyann... and yet, she is the 53%. She is PEAK white woman and she is the white woman who the president sends out to defend himself because she speaks TO his base, including the 53%.

I went to Misoya in NYC for ramen once with my friend and his wife. He got the tonkotsu, she and I both got the miso-tofu. Theirs arrived in 10, 15 minutes—whereas they clear dun forgot mine. I finally piped up 20 minutes after my friends had received theirs; they took another 20 minutes to make it again but then…

Sweetie, we listened to him, and then we called him a dumbshit. This is called the discourse.