gritty reboot
There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.
So, he’s trying to regain his virginity, right?
How can you be cynical about the Olympics? What could be more thrilling than finding out what country is the best at exercising?
Man shut the fuck up
When someone hits you high causing damage to your eye
That’s Amar’e
When your skin starts to shine like you’ve bathed in red wine
That’s Amar’e
I believe LeBron James completely gave up in that Game 6 loss against the Celtics.
I totally understand where the Thunder are coming from on this one. The longer they keep me waiting, the less money I give waiters.
He looks like Oddish with glasses.
No. He’s just not allowed to choose to sign with a team that’s too good(because then he’s a coward). Or too bad(Doesn’t care about winning!). Or in too big a market(SOLD OUT TO NIKE!). Or too small(CAN’T TAKE PRESSURE?!?!?)
Fans don’t understand free agency because the money that could’ve been spent on educating them and giving them critical thinking skills was spent on building arenas for their favorite teams instead.
The Mavs offering Harrison Barnes a max deal only for the Dubs to land Kevin Durant instead is like that scene in Temple of Doom where the poisoned Indy threatens to kill Willie if not given the antidote and Lao Che just laughs, “You keep the girl, I’ll find another!”
It’s the fencepost error!
How many times have sportscasters uttered a banal sentiment about “honoring our troops?” There’s a political calculus under that statement that never gets examined but that’s an endorsement of a political viewpoint. (And might even be a paid promotion.)
“Brexit? I had Brexit this morning. I had surreal and toast. And then I had a Sam ham witch for lurch”
I think if 2016 has taught us anything, it’s that extremely bad hair is not a deterrent to grossly defrauding the public.
He’s the hero New York deserves, but not a hero with knees right now.
Wyh this now, Dwyane?