Your team is owned by a man who is buried so deep in the Presidents bucket of extra crispy that he was named ambassador to the United Kingdom.

It probably involves her in multiple settings of a dream sequence, her flying at some point, a car, a bed, a black-and-white segment, everything super child-like, blah, blah, blah, I’m bored already.

This isn’t the NFL playoffs we’re talking about. Making it to the world cup is about as low as expectations can get. We should always make it coming out of CONCACAF.  

Watching Federer when he was in his prime, and playing at his absolute best, is maybe the impressive thing i’ve ever seen in sports.

“I love that there’s finally some real volatility in the ATP.”

Eh, remains to be seen. This year hasn’t borne this out, with Federer dominating the hard court season, Nadal playing the best clay court season of his life, and Federer winning Wimbledon. Any appearance of volatility is basically due to the glut of…

She was talking about Sharapova’s second round match on center court, against Timea Babos.

No, she understands rather well - it may be good business sense, but it’s also complete fucking bullshit.

Almost time for me to culturally appropriate some tacos for lunch. I’m so hungry right now.

Good christ do you people have a lot of rules.