The other awesome thing is that Bill Murray ended up voicing Garfield in those live-action movies from ~2005, thus completing the Bill Murray/Lorenzo Music circle.

She is an android who easily disassembles

Can’t wait.

Lost it when she ripped a giant fucking flag out of the bear’s body.

I told my wife that if there isn't a Trumpy bear under the tree this year, I'm filing for divorce on 12/26.

GOLF! MARINES! CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY! HE IS THE STORM!

I know this is not what I should be focusing on here, but I’m so incredibly confused as to how the “I am the Storm” part connects to the rest of the commercial. It’s like they had this leftover footage from a totally separate commercial about Jesus, and then just tacked it onto the Trumpy Bear ad because they thought…

“2 payments of $19.95"

Literally this dude is a big dumb idiot that shits on everything he wants and fucks everything he can get his hands on, and has always been given a pass because he was a rich white dude. That is THE DREAM for his base. They all want to be him, desperately, and they’re happy to see him shit on and fuck everything in…

Trump is the embodiment of the American Dream for a depressing number of people in this country. It’s not so much the money or power, but having enough of it that it can allow you to say an infinite number of stupid things without threat to your status or livelihood.

this is why SNL sucks. Right or wrong just have a POV and own it, you pieces of shit.

It deserves credit for cast balancing alone. That’s probably the hardest feet above anything else.

I’m just offended that the reviewer didn’t include Goblet of Fire, one of the best films in the series.

Yeah, Rowling obviously wanted to write about a character on the Autistic spectrum, but the awkward combo of off-putting behavior and the author’s worshipful treatment of Newt makes him an awful protagonist. The film’s only tolerable when Fogler is around.

I do; in fact, I’ll go a step further and say I like it more than its novel (the film is a lot more deft with the heavy slice-of-life relationship stuff that makes up a bulk of the material than JK was with the text). It’s constantly entertaining and hilarious, has series-best performances from most of its principal…

Um, I do! You have the introduction of Slughorn, the Pensieve and its retrieved memories, Harry Potter high on Felix Felicis, Aragog’s funeral, the introduction of Horcruxes, and Harry and Dumbledore’s trip to the underground lake. It is fantastic and creepy and funny and horrifying. I’d put it second to Azkaban, for…

My daughter is a huge fan of the first movie, which means I’ve been roped into seeing it several times. I’ve disliked it more and more every time, largely due to Redmayne’s offputting, wormy performance. He’s a complete non-entity: he reacts to everything the same way, he doesn’t have any growth or development, he’s a…

Also “one-man costume party” is pretty great.

Calling Depp’s reveal in the last movie a ‘Scooby-Doo reveal’ is dead perfect. I remember the reactions in the theater ranged from bemused to annoyed. ‘Oh, shit. Him again? More crazy makeup and hair?’

I don’t get why this franchise is still branding itself around the “Fantastic Beast” moniker. They were barely a thing in the first movie and judging from the trailers and even reading this a review they’re almost a non-factor in this one.