It’s too bad popes don’t still have cool names like “Formosus” and “Boniface”. 

Ironically, the Catholic Church is the most metal organization in the history of the world.

You seem pretty boring as it happens. 

The Way of Water and The Seed Bearer do instantly lend themselves to pee and semen jokes but I don't know that these titles are any worse than half of the high fantasy novel titles I've seen. 

Ah, Leela’s experiencing the greatest joy a woman can feel: worshipping some low-life jerk.

Why was the audience so damn loud on that show? Did they film it at 11PM on a Friday or something?

Ah, no Peg.

I really don’t think Disney has the guts to go full-gay with Elsa. At best we’ll get a close friendship with a strongly-implied subtext.

Toughened your nipples, didn’t it?

True—horror is by its nature almost always a sort of hybridization, because the uncanny element is established by being a blending of the known (comforting) with the unknown (scary!), which cuts across many kinds of storytelling.

I think part of the problem is “horror” is many genres. I mean we don’t have a genre called “excitement” — we describe what the excitement is about — superheroes, science fiction, spies, cops, whatever, and people are free to like some of those and hate others. The same is true for horror. I don’t like slasher movies…

I would agree with that, if not for the fact that dogs are indeed better than cats.

VERY cool.

Now is Bossk’s time to shine!

I mean, they already burned down the set...

Oh no! How will the RLM Nerd Crew react?!?

Florence Pugh was quite good in Lady Macbeth, although the ending (different from the source material) didn’t work for me.

If there’s one thing I learned as a kid from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland, it’s that pirates like to rape.

Seems like only yesterday they were raping my childhood, and now look, *sniff* they’re already raping my mid to late twenties. They grow up so fast.

For a small portion of my childhood I was obsessed with these.