If there’s one thing I learned as a kid from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland, it’s that pirates like to rape.

Seems like only yesterday they were raping my childhood, and now look, *sniff* they’re already raping my mid to late twenties. They grow up so fast.

For a small portion of my childhood I was obsessed with these.

I prefer the one by the public radio alumnus who does a deep dive on stories underserved by  corporate media.

I like the one that Paul F. Tompkins was a guest on.

I like the one hosted by the mid-tier improv performer that has guests ranging from standup comedians to other improv performers.

No, but they’ll start the ceremony with twenty minutes of Marc Maron droning on about some bullshit about his record collection or his girlfriend or something else 99.9% of listeners will fast forward.   

Will they interrupt the awards show every 15 minutes to tell us about how great Blue Apron or Casper is?

And yet the ratings plummet. I swear sometimes this show is like Michigan Frog. It only dances and sings when nobody’s watching.

I think his concerns were totally reasonable. Newswire had an article this week about how Disney isn’t compensating the writers of the live action remakes for the movies based on the plots and actual dialogue that they wrote. Which is totally legal in work-for-hire, and also, bare minimum, kind of exploitative. Jet Li…

I really respect Elizabeth Warren but this was just such a dumb thing to get involved in. At this point we all know that President Fuckup is just a straight-up troll and that all he wants is to do is stir up shit and then get a response. Instead of constantly playing defense on all of these inane attacks I wish…

Academia isn’t called “la petite mort” for no reason, yanno!

whatever keeps you from suicide, I guess

Bummed as hell about silent Salem, but hot damn am I ready for back-to-back Daredevil S3 and Sabrina weekends. Thanks for dropping them right in the middle of midterms season, Netflix!

As an actual Hispanic person, I’ve never met anyone who identifies themself as such. Apparently the hipsters held a secret ballot when no one was paying attention. 

I love the internet. People just randomly talk to others in ways they never would in real life, aka be pricks :\

Also lol: “Logic and facts in an argument do nothing to change their mind and only cause them to just repeat themselves ad infinitum.”

Yeah, I’d rather the incel fuckers languish in their pocket kingdom.

I remember one playthrough where I fell into an ichthyosaur tank with no ammo; I ended up perfectly balanced on its nose where it couldn't bite me, so I pounded away with the crowbar while screaming "OH F**K F**K F**K!!"

Gordon, 1; fish, 0. :D