Will Joan Chen escape from…what happened to her again? She turned into a doorknob or something?

They should just make him a CGI creation, now that they've opened that pandoras box. Andy Serkis in a mocap suit could play him.

"A seemingly dirty cop named Vincent (Jamie Foxx) rips off the wrong guys, who kidnap his teenage son and hold him for ransom in exchange for their missing coke…" I was hoping that sentence would end with "…which he already snorted". Still, this sounds kind of good for something that looks like a Taken clone.

Blackface is still a staple of comedy in Latin American nations as well. My family watches a lot of Colombian television or channels aimed at Cuban Americans (presumably for an audience in Miami), and guys in blackface pop up on the reg. It's completely fucking baffling.

If that's true, then that's really shitty.

Green Lanterns are weak against the color yellow, and I think the original Green Lantern, Alan Scott, was vulnerable to wood. But those weaknesses aren't really enough to ground a Green Lantern's power within practical reality. Jedi's aren't all powerful, and are grounded to a certain extent. They actually have to…

That's really my biggest problem with Green Lantern. All that damn green. And there's really no way to solve this problem, you can't just make it not green.

Can a good Green Lantern movie even be made? I have a hard time with Green Lantern, just because I don't understand how you build a story with narrative weight when your main character has a weapon with no practical limitations, he can literally create anything he can imagine with it. It's like having that little…

Hey, I just realized something. Goyer sounds like Goiter! Haha!

I think she's also gonna be in the second season of Humans. Thats not a very good show, but, she's in it.

Audiences are saying "Bye Bye" to the Bye Bye Man! The only "Bye Bye" you'll be saying is to your money!

I love a good scapegoat as much as anybody, but I really can't agree with this. Your point that video-games rely on a main villain, or a single "boogeyman", isn't really descriptive of most games at all, including Resident Evil. Doom, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Castlevania, all those games have dozens of different…

That's that authentic Mexican food experience baby.

I think it goes without saying, but this is a pretty stupid comparison. Taco Bell and Chipotle aren't really the same thing, and thus don't satisfy the same cravings. But I'd say Taco Bell has the edge in this instance, because it's different enough from Mexican food to be its own thing, even if that thing is an…

This game hasn't come out yet? I'm shocked.

I'm around a hundred pages in, and it has yet to take off for me. I still really don't know what to make of it. I guess if you enjoy really graphic descriptions of middle-aged japanese businessmen's big penises, then this is the book for you.

I almost spat coffee when they played that bit from the Mummy trailer. I was wondering why nobody had pointed out that awkwardly recycled sound effect until now.

Any suggestions for where to start with Murakami? I've been slogging through IQ84 for a year. I want to get through it, but its sooo booooooriiiiiing.

Drive was all flash and no substance! Wake up sheeple!

Now you're talking!