Well, I can't compete with that (chucks copy of stadium arcadium and 40oz. to freedom out the driver's side window).

Yep.

You're very welcome.

Fuck it, water dissolves.

The person had a research paper due, Melania Trump plagiarizes things.

Sorry bro, you got two choices, Sublime or the Chili Peppers.

Yeah my Thanksgivings are okay too. We're a big latino family, so we mostly just focus on food.

Jeez, that sucks. I'm sorry man.

(Cue red hot chili peppers song)

I kept thinking the same thing. I guess a bunch of people would have been shot if Rick had tried something, but there's really nothing to explain why Negan's men would be so loyal to him, or why he hasn't been killed yet by one his own people. Also, I know they weren't expecting him, but the whole situation felt…

Someone needs to put together a weekly list of Chris Hardwick's most obvious questions. I submit this one:
"Rick says in the episode that he's not in charge anymore. What did he mean by that?"

I still don't get how these tough-guy wannabes got so comfortable using the term "cuck" in public. Its just a stupid word, makes you sound like an idiot.

Oh, right, I'm dumb.

I'm glad theres a symbol, but I don't really get it at all. Is the idea that you use the pin to stab someone who's harassing you?

My hope is that he just rides out the next 4 - 8 years on some project that goes nowhere, like establishing a chain of Trumpburgers.

Hey!….You're mean!

I know people who voted against Hilary, or just didn't vote, based on resentment over Bernie. And of course, their idiotic justification for throwing their vote in favor of Trump is that it's our fault for nominating Hilary because Bernie would have won, and I have to bite my tongue and repress the urge to scream in…

I'm actually glad they're being diplomatic, otherwise Trump might throw a tantrum.

The only silver lining I see is that, when he inevitebly fucks everything up, i can be really smug and gloat about it to my moron cousin.

The word "Trump" is really harsh on the ears, very close to the word "fart", so "thanks Trump" just sounds more appropriate.