djdeluxesupreme
DJDeluxeSupreme
djdeluxesupreme

As a Californian, that NorCal SoCal bullshit is pretty annoying. SoCal is just hotter, thats all it is. In N Out though, I never won't defend it. It's objectively a good burger.

Perfectly describes my boss when I used to do overnight grocery stocking. Fucker would play that one album over the speakers every goddamn night. It was hell.

I'm annoyed that there aren't literally 21 members in the band. Its only like 2 guys!

Makes perfect sense to me. Nerds love post-apocalyptic zombie shit, and spend most of their time pretending they're Daryl from the Walking Dead. Why wouldn't they vote for the guy who could very likely usher in the apocalypse?

Wait a minute…nerds love fictional dystopias and zombie apocalypses! Well that explains everything!

Yeah, that's pretty much what they do.

That'll show him.

I've reserved a lot of preemptive hatred for Sing. Animals covering pop songs is a hacky joke, but it could have been funny if they had voice actors performing the songs in a funny way, a buffalo doing adele in a buffalo voice or whatever. But they went with the laziest thing and just had animals lip syncing to the

I'm kind of interested in Trolls because it has a really colorful, eye-popping look. Sorta fraggle rock meets the Its a Small World ride or something. So i might give that a watch despite it not looking very good otherwise.

That director does not inspire a lot of confidence. I'll still give him a chance though, since I don't know what else he's done. Plus a gritty reboot of Snow White was always gonna be crap.

Yyyyup, that or Blade Runner. But I think Ghost in the Shell distinguishes itself by its tone and pace. A lot of the movies I'm thinking of are just dumb excuses to set up a choreographed fight scene to some techno music.

Fine, replace it with I Robot.

Yeah, I like what I see here, but this really isn't much. I'm afraid it could just end up being really generic. There are dozens of these stylish future movies that have the exact same minimalist techno inspired aesthetic, Ultraviolet, Aeon Flux, Equilibrium, other crap. Hopefully this movie isn't just one of

Counterargument: These are pretty cool! I think I'm just glad they didn't go for some ugly, desaturated teal color palette, like they did for a lot of cheap sci-fi in the early 2000's.

I don't get why so many super-rich celebrities choose to live in generic mcmansions anyway. You could live inside an extinct volcano, or an underwater lair only accessible by submarine, anything!

Ehh, I don't know. If we can't look at the Mona Lisa as objectively a pretty good painting, then what the fuck are we supposed to do? Have no objective standards? Society would break down! Thomas Kincade would be reevaluated as the greatest artist of the 20th century.

Sistine Chapel? More like Sistine Shithole!

I saw the preview for this, and I was like "Pass! Hard Pass!" Amiright guys? (expectantly holds up hand for high five)

I used to take movie titles very literally as a kid. Imagine then my disappointment when, nowhere in the middle of this boring Anthony Hopkins drama, would they visit the mythical city of Atlantis, for some reason, and find a giant disembodied heart. Nope. Just an old man giving a kid advice, and some bullies.

This idea already failed once, why are they doing this again?