I just miss all the old writers, it feels like Rabin is the last one left and he only pops up occasionally. Whatever happened to Tasha?

All the shit I've said, and this show turns around and gives me an awesome fucking episode! Everything finally felt like it was clicking into place, and the result is so cathartic. After being confused for so long about Jesse and feeling like the show was dancing around the question of what was motivating him, they…

Gaycation. I have a lot of respect for Ellen Page. She does her own thing.

True. Michael Bay is a low-brow trash peddler, but when he's on his game he knows how to deliver really good schlock.

Uhhh, it's called symbolism, you philistines. I really kind of feel bad for Snyder, he just tries so hard to give his work substance, and meaning. Cause he's not like Michael Bay, who doesn't give a fuck and just brazenly pollutes the world with his garbage. I think Snyder thinks of himself as an artist, it's just…

Robert Rodriguez?

Zod: "I was bred to be a dancer Kal. Where did you learn to dance? ON A FARM?!"
(Zod tears off armor, reveals gold sequined tracksuit)

It became national news because of the lightness of his sentence. The fact that he's a white, privileged douchebag just confirmed to people that there was bias involved in his sentencing.

Durr, I don't know…Brie Larson?

I certainly don't want to douse your enthusiasm for the show. I think theres lots about it to recommend, and i'm gonna keep watching because i think it has the potential to be really good. But at the moment, so much of it just feels really tedious.

Man, I don't know. I want to like this show. I like the actors, the direction and look of the show are great, the characters are at least distinctive, and I like the ideas and tone they've set, but I'm just not invested in any of whats going on. I don't understand what motivates any of these characters. Why does…

Wow, what a total coward, I mean, badass.

Yeah, or gets shot through by an invisible cyborg assassin.

If I don't save the wee turtles, who will? Aghh! Save me from the wee turtles!

The lack of respect some people show for animals, or anything really, is mind-boggling. I don't know what it is. Just lack of empathy I guess.

…the FFFFUCK is wrong with people?

I think they're those huge aquariums behind the desks of evil, high-level business executives with Yakuza or Russian mob connections.

I remember going to this, I think, first year old's party, where one of the party favors kids took home with them were live, baby turtles in little plastic tanks. How disgusting is that?

The Brave Little Toaster and his best pal Mr.Bathtub.

I think I was, yes. The hosts of the show actually look very wholesome, while in my head, I imagined more of a Manson family vibe.