Wait, "faster than a speeding bullet" was meant to be taken literally? I thought it was more of a colorful, snappy turn of phrase, like a newspaper headline from the 30's.

Because he's a company man who delivers good product and never saw a note from the studio that he disagreed with. Hey Zack, we have this promotional tie-in deal with Sears, can we have the entire last fight take place in one, and in an Ihop? Yes, Sir!

TFA was fine. It wasn't great, but it wasn't the worst thing ever. Why can't people accept that? That's why I can't take someone seriously when they say TFA was a complete piece of shit. You're entitled to your opinion, but, really? When shit like Transformers 3 and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot exist,…

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In a way, I can sort of understand why a mother would say something that selfish to her son, just out of protectiveness. But it's still a horrible thing to say, even if he wasn't Superman.

Oh god, just fuck Snyder and his Ayn Rand horse-shit.

Ugh, really? So she's like one of those people who pretend to have synesthesia? Man, I hate those jerks. Yeah sure, you can taste colors. Big deal. Doesn't make your crappy paintings any better.

The redesign just looks like any skeevy american apparel ad.

They were showing Blade last night on SyFy, and I thought the same thing. That would distracting as hell, but it would be amazing. The only problem I can see is it would be weird to suddenly introduce vampires into this world.

I criticize the movie more for retconning uncle Ben's killer to make him the Sandman, and for just stuffing in way too many plot-lines that don't add up to much. But that scene I always thought was hilarious. Especially when he walks into that suit shop with the "half-off sale" signs in the windows.

I'd like to do that when I'm at the gym. Replace the sound of some dude grunting loudly with marine mammal noises.

"I saw Lisa at Josh's party yesterday"
"Pshh! That's hilaarriouss"

Accusing someone of being a hipster? Total hipster move.

Maybe hate is too strong a word, but i feel like theres a streak of white, upper crust entitlement running through his characters that i find very personally alienating.

That was like the Hardcore Henry of it's day.

Wow, she got cute.

Well, that could send anyone over the edge.

Yeah? Fuck your roommate.

Why does everything have to be visceral now? I don't want to be a character in the movie. Can't I just, y'know, watch the movie? Remember John Wayne pictures? John Wayne didn't make you throw up.

Really? You threw the towel in at this one? Because, boy, that barrel sinks waaayyy lower.