This show sucks.

Eh. When engaging with any superhero or action stuff, you have to be willing to accept certain conventions. One of those is the idea that people can get repeatedly hit in the face with blunt objects without sustaining major injuries.

I really liked the rooftop conversation, and didn't think it felt rote at all. Instead it felt unusually committed to the questions being asked, and thorough in it's argument. Usually these scenes have one character (say Green Goblin, or the Joker) just yammering on and on while the other character (Spiderman, or…

At least they were smart enough to suggest that they weren't done fighting, they just cooled down enough to agree maybe it wouldn't be in their best interest to fight there in that hospital. It could have been some terrible scene where a crip meets a blood, and foggy convinces them to shake hands and they all eat…

That's just Deadpool's way. He's extreme, and in your face!

Oh fffuuuucckkkk this shit.

One of the most surprising moments of the book is when Veidt catches a bullet in his hand. It's the closest thing to a real superpower that any of the non-doctor manhattan characters could have, and it took decades of practice for Ozymandias to master it. And of course, it's completely undermined in the movie by…

I've done my part defending Snyder. He's not the devil like everyone makes him out to be. He's a pretty good visual stylist with occasional flashes of greatness, but he's a terrible auteur with the creative instincts of a high-school gamer-nerd who's favorite bands are Korn and System of a Down.

Not to let Snyder off the hook, but I kinda feel like any commercial adaptation of Watchmen would have missed the point, just by attempting to fulfill the mainstream concept of "superhero" movies. It really should have been treated more like some kind of drama, with intentionally bad costumes and very brief,…

Does that mean we're gonna get Plasmids? Hey, if I get to shoot bees out of my arm, I say bring on the post-apocalypse.

While I wasn't exactly rooting for it, I am actively hoping now that Batman V Superman tanks so that this movie never happens.

It is awful, but I'll say this, there is no director more appropriate to make a Fountainhead adaptation than Snyder. I mean, this is absolute confirmation that Zack Snyder has the mentality of a pretentious high school senior. And you know Ayn Rand would have loved 300.

When does he bring out the chewbacca defense?

Huh, weird choice of music for the beginning of this trailer. And what was all that business about toes and dogs and noses?

We're learning that Jimmy has a huge chip on his shoulder, wouldn't surprise me if thats what ultimately creates Saul Goodman.

I identify with Jimmy on a different level than Chuck, but Chuck has none of my sympathy. I hate his fucking guts.

I loved the shot of Kim in the garage when she gets her call. Her whole montage was filled with great shots.

Chuck's a giant asshole, but as someone who hates charm and envies those with the gift of gab, I could relate slightly to Chuck and his resentment.

My first thought was "pigfucker".

Yeah, if Carol's current change of heart is meant to be motivated by the death of Sam and regret over killing that wolf, then that's pretty weak. With Sam, she barely cared for him, and chose to honor him with literally the only thing she knew about him (cookie kid loved cookies). And the wolf was, well, a wolf.