I love how he’s never gotten over the accusation that he didn’t win fairly in 2016, that there was election interference. So now he just throws that accusation out there.

This is how I imagine the filmmakers and their lawyers reacting to the Trump lawyers’ C&D letter:

From the cop cars he crashes through, it looks like it’s a scene set in Detroit.

Yes, and his name is The Big LePlowski.

I am not joking.

Top Gun: Maverick worked and someone really needs to study that one for the secret sauce. Most of the others have been kind of bad to serviceable.

Making a good movie is already hard enough. Making a followup to a beloved movie is even harder. Making it like forty years later is just asking for trouble.

Well Woody Guthrie wrote a song about how much he sucked, so he wasn't nobody.  But he definitely fell between the cracks between then and now.

Most rich people don’t want to be all that famous. They want to be left alone to spend their money and wield their influence without attracting attention. Especially the attention of State’s Attorneys and special prosecutors.

Is it low-hanging fruit to say Scarlet Witch, the one who turned out to be a massive villain in the end? I mean, if there’s worse, I’d like to hear an argument for how they can beat someone who raped minds, killed dozens, and nearly destroyed reality for the sake of her kids who, lest we forget, WERE NOT REAL.

He certainly doesn’t come off too well after having those Depp texts made public at trial. Maybe he is the worst Avenger!

“The hope is that, like the comics, you can just pop in anywhere and have a satisfying experience.”

Jennifer Connolly, wife of Paul Bettany, told a story on Seth Meyer’s show that their kids troll Bettany by changing his Disney+ account’s avatar to Vision and giving the account the name “The Worst Avenger.” Pretty funny burn. I’m not saying Vision is the worst Avenger, but I’ll put this out there: “Who is?”

I can’t speak for every airline, but I fly a lot and when I’ve chosen exit row on websites, apps and airport check in kiosks, I’ve always had to click an acknowledgment of my responsibilities and ability to carry them out. They also ask when I scan my boarding pass at the gate. All of that happens before I sit down…

Dumb question since I usually avoid the exit row when booking flights (not because I’m a sociopath, but ‘cause I’m a bit fat and having the tray table fold out from the seat armrest as opposed to the seatback in front of me is a little inconvenient), but when you book a flight online in an exit row, are you notified…

Like, just…don’t be a dick, man. Is that so hard? Goddammit. 

You know what really should be a crime this woman is charged with?

As she was unwilling to help others off of the plane, others decided to help her off the plane.

Some people are just dumb. Sure, I’m gonna leave you all to burn, but I’m not gonna admit that upfront. That’s called depraved indifference murder, I’m gonna agree then bail when the going gets tough so my lawyer can claim that panic overtook me and I should get no jail time for it.

Call me naïve, but I’m always stunned when the wise course of action in a given situation is to simply shut the fuck up and people choose not to. Like, absolutely no one was out here saying “gee, I wonder what Sharon Stone thinks about Kevin Spacey” and yet she went out of her way to broadcast her idiot thoughts about…