this barely qualifies as a teaser. this teaser could’ve been an email

Put down the truck too, it has a taste for human flesh.

If your vehicle requires adult supervision of children entering and exiting it, you done goofed.

Hey, at least the 20-year age difference isn’t the usual older man / younger woman one....

How shitty must it feel as a designer that you were forced to cut so many corners (pun not intended) and meet so many asinine aesthetic requirements that your product has to come with a warning for how to properly open and close its doors?

You know, when I bought my Volvo, the first thing I considered was how to safely handle entry and exit from the vehicle in a new and specific way to avoid personal injury. I just assumed everyone had the same thought process. *eyeroll*

If that was submitted to Chicken Soup For The Soul, it would be rejected on the grounds of being too saccharine.

That’s a nasty truck bite. Only one option now - he must be hunted and put down before he turns.

It saddens me that there is a “correct opening procedure” for the doors.

I’m a big fan of Pine, and good for him for making his own version of BIG LEBOWSKI, but this:

“If I was fucking young girls I promise I’d have been arrested

I thought the “live” aspect was the big draw.

Thank you! 

The markers match those on a map indicating sex offenders. Lamar’s song doubles down on well-known rumors that Drake pursues/dates underage women, and the art corroborates that theme.

It is easily the best, not least because the product that it is about is dead and therefore the film does not need to operate as an advertisement. It feels more like an actual story being told, and without the oversight of a corporation looking to protect its brand.

wheat-based

I’ll note again that Blackberry is easily the best of these product biopic movies, simply for having the guts to not just end at the high point of the product’s success but instead go all the way to the point where it irreparably ended. The final visual metaphor for the company hitting rock bottom, which has been…

So now we’ll have the second war photography film of the year. I believe it was mentioned in Civil War that Kirsten Dunst’s war photographer character was named after Lee Miller.