60 million people in the country, half of them women. You’re gonna find some that really like Penguin Men. 

This should have more slides than a summer sale at DSW.

He did just spend two days getting fucked over and over before finally finishing himself.

Trade ya!

As with Elon Musk, access to money/power/fame is a helluva drug. Although it seems Johnson isn’t as wealthy as I thought.

But she doesn’t look like Ron Jeremy.

He has not resigned as PM, because he still thinks he can override this. His conniving mind is hoping to ride out the chaos then use another crisis as an excuse not to leave after all. Populism breeds despotism. If Trump and Johnson were in less stable democracies, best believe they would cling to power by any means…

The irony that a guy whose last name is “Pincher” got caught for groping two people was not lost on me.

I got a Denise Richards one! I wonder how the invasive algorithm figures out which of those ads to throw at us?

What a waste of a leg. I’m burying that thing in my neighbor’s garden, making an anonymous call to the police about a commotion and strange digging in the middle of the night, and quietly leaving the country.

It’s because of IVF. I’m shocked more people don’t know this but also not shocked. 

What’s even odder is that he has a set of triplets and twins from the first wife, a set of twins from the second wife, and now another set of twins. Clearly these are not all natural and begs the question why? Why so many multiples? It’s just weird.

I heard about someone who had to have his leg amputated and, after that happened, threw a barbeque at which the leg was served.  Sort of a fond farewell.  I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t curious.  

“This makes me sad. No one’s perfect but I’ve never met anyone who goes through more personal pain to fight for an inspiring future for humanity - and has done so tirelessly for decades.”

Despite having 9 kids, Elon seems like the type of guy that has never given a woman an orgasm

Musk has got about 100 kids over at Jalopnik.

Oh sure, it’s all fun and games until you’re golfing with Armie Hammer through lunch and he starts picturing you as a turkey dinner with potatoes, stuffing, and those little paper booties they put on the legs sometimes.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but ... this slideshow is about 1/3 as long as it should be.

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