I gave up on trying to have conversations about my experiences as an atheist with people I knew in high school because the underpinnings of their Christian patriotism was simply, “The founding fathers wanted there to be a state religion in this country, and that’s a good thing, actually.” No nuance, nothing to…

Yeah it’s a robot they shoot out of a catapult.  It’s actually really cool when it works.   Disney would use humans but this is California, so they have actually employee protection laws.   If they were doing it in Florida they’d just be using Orlando teens 

Okay but lets see him with his pants off to see how “authentic” he really is 

Currenlty, they’ve got to be. Paul Ryan really set the stage. Springsteen and CCR also come to mind as having triggered some historically choice moments of irony.

Is Rage the all-time number one band for people completely missing the fucking point?

Most of the rides and attractions at Disney have that. A character will come on the PA and announce that a thematically appropriate Disney villain has messed up the ride and that things will resume as soon as they’re defeated again.

If you had told me even a year or two ago that I would someday be unironically excited about a live action Barbie movie, I would have had my doubts. As dark as this timeline is, there are still some bright surprises left.

I checked a video of the thing functioning normally, and it doesn’t have the “airbag” line. So, in other words, they must have actually recorded backup lines which automatically kick in if the thing malfunctions. Which, honestly, is kind of hilarious.

Sure this may have been a mistake but damn it’s really hard to give the benefit of the doubt on this one. One part of me is wants to believe the good in humanity and cast it off as a mistake and the other part is going “I’ll bet some a hole there, snuck this in thinking no one would make the reference because they…

Even Kinja has writing standards.

Enjoy hell, guys.

And they care more about controlling women then they do about controlling guns, much more.

OOOF!

That tweet is the most this dude has written since primary school.

Look, people, he just wants to apologise and move on so he can get back to not writing.

Very convincing hair dye.

This is Oklahoma.  If he were well and truly concerned about further reducing abortions in this state, he could have gotten a vasectomy.

Absolutely nothing about this statement is surprising. Republicans care about two things: retaining power at all costs and hurting the people they hate as much as possible.

He’s not overrated. He fully deserves every rate of hate he gets. Possibly more. He may be underhated.