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“as part of an ongoing investigation”

Not that anyone’s expecting law enforcement and/or Republicans to act logically or responsibly, but

Considering that law enforcement did nothing for over an hour, I’m pretty sure future mass shooters know how to get around non-existent mitigation measures.

Given that I was hearing about how there are only seven stories as far back as middle school English, I think this might be every writer’s thing.

How’s suprised, and by what? And what cliche is he reworking?

Just like the saying goes: people in glass onions shouldn’t throw houses.

I like it, too. But more than that, I love that they relegated “Knives Out” to a series name rather than just numbering them.

Kniveses Out

Weakness should be apparent by now, sans footage.

2 Knives 2 Out

It was Kathryn Hahn, she is behind it all, it was her all along

counterpoint: this title owns

But Knives In was right there!

Texas Department of Public Safety believes releasing body camera footage from the police response to the Uvalde shooting could allow future school shooters to find “weaknesses” for the future, according to a public records denial letter released Monday.

As a Brit, personally the only moment that made me double take was his one use of “bruv” but to be fair I don’t hang out in the circles of people who do use that word.

Since he was playing someone who wasn’t actually British but actually wasn’t, it still could work by having him being someone drawing on his subconscious memories of what he thinks British people sound like as opposed to what they’re actually like (and hence explain any imperfections if there are any), couldn’t it?

The British people I know tell me his accent was actually pretty good.  

I like to think he gets up every morning, prowls into his bathroom, looks in the mirror, and mutters “fuck, I’m still Ted Cruz.”

You raise an interesting point. Release the paternity tests, Ted.

If he didn’t actually have children, I would believe that Ted Cruz is a 51yo virgin. Just his voice alone must be enough to end all chances at consensual sex.