The last five minutes will be absolute mayhem involving 300 vehicles and more than 10,000 actors and extras to balance the ledger.

Beat me to it.  “I guess we learned not to do it again.  Fucked if I know what we did.”

You’re no fun.

Uh. . . it’s a birth defect.  She was born without it.

Yo HO!

Great movie.

Main lesson from this shitshow: US Jury finds for Depp, U.K. judge finds for Heard. This was why Depp brought this case, the interpretation of the law by a judge is meaningless when you can rely on people who liked Pirates of the Caribbean.

Such an underrated movie.

The Depp trial taught me that I've been too hard on kpop stans.

The only thing I learned is how crazy a lot of ladies still are for Johnny Depp. Like, I knew he was still a popular actor but I thought over the years a lot of his appeal had moved from sex appeal to... I don’t know, acting skill or something. But man seeing some reactions (that I know for a fact weren’t just bots),…

We learned that if you pay enough to astroturf YouTube and dozens of other websites with material slandering your ex-wife, you can get away with anything.

My main takeaway is that the judge is a dumbass for making the trial public.

The lifeblood of internet commentary is angry arguments. Cosby and Weinstein didn’t generate the same level of vitriol, I think, because condemning them didn’t generate a lot of engagement. It’s not like a bunch of people suddenly feel compelled to respond if you tell them Bill Cosby sucks.

If Heard somehow survives this without overdosing with what I’m sure has been an impossible time to maintain sobriety or taking her own life, then I’m both amazed at how resilient she is and extremely sad that anyone needs to be that resilient.

the internet still didn’t pile on Weinstein or Cosby the same way they piled on Heard though, it’s fucking vile. 

I think that’s right. Or, maybe, that the public has only gone so far when it comes to #MeToo. It was easy-ish to get people on board with hating Harvey Weinstein — he’s a bloated, grotesque studio executive who preyed on women in obvious ways. But it doesn’t necessarily follow that people aghast at Weinstein’s…

5. Propaganda works.

I think the main takeaway is that people have no idea how complex abuse is, I don’t know how you can look at the timeline of events and your takeaway is that Amber Heard is somehow hurting the cause. She is part of the cause and being a victim of abuse is messy. The doubt the public put in Heard that somehow the real…

1. People are desperate to find a case to undo the gains of MeToo and will amplify any edge case they can.