Sir, I’d like to purchase your vending machine. 

“But it comes with a free frogurt!”

“Soofa advertisers can check their analytics dashboard anytime to see how their campaigns are tracking towards impressions goals.”

Woah. Comics is wild.

Is that actually supposed to be how it works?

Dull Objects

Food is just a sauce delivery system. 

How do they make money off destroying all these popular sites?

So then wouldn’t you want to eat snakes to establish dominance? 

I don’t know jack about business. This makes no sense. 

How bout this: “She’s All Maxxed out on Madness”

But like... where’s Jar-Jar?

Guys got so many microchips inside him he got crunchy blood.

I don’t think they’ll save it, but they may be the only ones left one day.

I mean, he kind of has to. He only has about a year to make it. 

But it is a live action remake, so to me it should feel grounded. It should look like a real world the actors are in. To me, it looks like a bunch of people on a sound stage acting with cartoons. 

It’s getting hard to get excited about all these movies that were filmed almost entirely in front of green screens. 

Yup. Those are called weekdays.

Daniel Craig with his Knives Out accent for Doom would be perfect.