The article was written by Hue Mann. 

He’s also gross

Because they got free advertising for doing something cooky

Dammit. That was the most creative, confounding troll I’ve ever come across. It felt like a person from a slightly different dimension. I’ll miss her and her unaborted daughter, Julia. 

Whenever I hear of planes colliding, i think of this Farside comic.

He looks like a 32 year old narc.

I only eat a serving of one piece of bow tie pasta for a meal, so it works well for me. 

Also this year they forced us to briefly root for Disney against the Florida GOP. This is a cruel reality. 

Have some goddamn respect for that porch. 

Did the meeting go:

“I am your FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!”

It would be hilarious if they recast Kang with Terrence Howard.

Thanks! I’ve been making pickles and kraut for years. I guess it’s finally mustard time.

I’ve been thinking about making my own mustard for a while, but I haven’t convinced myself it’s worth the effort. Is it THAT much better than quality store bought mustard?

Smart to not use Cosby in the rebrand. 

LIZZO hounded her employees to catch dildos ejected from performers’ vaginas. LIZZO cheered loudly to motivate employees to eat bananas protruding from performers’ vaginas.

The hell is going on in these comics?

It’s the even dumber version of “this is off the record.”

The Beanie Babies never left... they evolved. 

Jacked Zuckerberg makes me uncomfortable.