At this point, I think the “Driving Crooner” is a better idea than X.com.

Can you imagine working on this production, and then before you’re even done, you see the commercial for The Last of Us?

God has blessed America with resources.

I still think it would have been awesome to end the movie with the hospital explosion. I’m not sure how the sequel would have gone, but it would be a very Empire Strikes Back kinda thing to do.

Not at all. Also, how is Sharlto Copley not a bigger deal?

This feels very District Nine-y. 

She still a dickface, she’s just too stupid to do it properly.

This Scrubs spinoff is so weird. 

I love it when people don’t know the law but are sure that someone is breaking it.

I really think Tom Cruise is hoping for an eventual “glorious” death making one of these movies. He knows how evil Scientology is and might be horrified to know his legacy will be tied to it. If he dies doing an insane stunt (doing it “for the audience” like he always says), maybe he’ll be remembered as a man…

It’s like a guilty pleasure for me at this point. I look forward to her comments. It really feels like an alien with an agenda trying her damndest to sound human.

He should have made a movie where boba fett gets swallowed my the Sarlac Pit Monster, but it doesn’t kill you. In fact, its the opposite. Once you get past the digestion part, you enter a new world full of all the beings the monster ate. It’s like a utopia down there. The monster is more like a living gateway. Once…

It’s gotta be some kind of performance art thing, right? Her comments are fascinating.

Someone needs to go to jail.

Me too... me too.

I just found out about the term “rage-bait”, and I think that’s why there’s a season 2. This is a troubling trend for the future of entertainment. 

So, these first reaction things don’t matter, right? It’s my understanding that if you’re invited to one of these premiers, it’s predicated on the idea that you’ll write a good tweet about the movie. Is that accurate?

Weird, I’m staying at a Hilter Hotel right now. Very few Kosher options for room service.