So weird that a job exists where you can go to work when you feel like it, never do your job, insult your colleagues, pray that the boss dies, say racist/sexist stuff, etc.

They should make Rick British and voiced by Matt Berry. 

Finally, I can get my cold, soggy trash food that costs twice as much because of mystery fees even faster!

I’ve been using Just eggs too. I think they’re pretty damn tasty.

I can only make a BM in a bathroom with carpet flooring. 

I always take my lasagna with me to the bathroom. Don’t judge. 

He was and he wasn’t. Half was not enough.

Starred for your use of “dingus.”

If that’s him in the background, it kinda looks like he knew what kind of bullshit he’d be up to in a few decades. 

Van Peebles.

A lot of Fremens’ ears just popped up.

Imagine if any of these assholes DID THEIR GODDAMN JOBS!

“It’s his play!”

“Jack, paint me like one of your French girls.”

Slavery never ended.

debating among themselves whether or not the video is too “raunchy” to be online at all.

Ah I see. Thanks!

The newer, more expensive Gardien Chicken patties and nuggets are by far the best I’ve ever had. Again, they are expensive though.