I wish the real Sting came down from the rafters and bashed some of these rich jabrones. 

If there was a course like this being taught in school, the GOP would push back harder than their crusade against CRT. I think it’s pretty clear why. 

Being rich sounds rad. Being famous sounds like a nightmare. 

I once made the silly decision to buy airport pad thai. It was soggy sugar noodles. I think about it regularly. 

Now we do. You’ve just been hired as show runner.

Nick Adams told his followers to buy the biggest bag of M&Ms they could find, and then throw it in the trash to send Mars a message.

I’m the opposite. I was mad when they changed it back to lime. 

Not with that attitude.

What more does he want?

I had to google search “Is Nick Adams a real person?”

The real advice is always in the comments. 

I’m so exhausted of being scammed by everyone all the time.

r/ABoringDystopia

It’s a reference to a character in The Office. He mentions how good birthing hips are something he looks for in a partner. The character can be pretty creepy at times.

Dwight?

When I was first introduced to this guy a while ago, and I remember thinking “sure this guy’s a scumbag, but it’s gotta be like 90% an act. No one can be like this all the time and function in society, let alone thrive materially.”

I think those are tics and he has mild tourettes. 

If he gets out of this, you know he’s gonna turn to politics. I have a feeling I know which side will embrace him.

Are you familiar with the internet joke, “had me in the first half. not gonna lie”?