Fake meats are generally vegan, and a lot of people like them. I don’t see the problem. 

Guy has been innovating failure for years.

“Did you see him bleed through his penis?” Maxwell’s lawyer asked.

There is one guaranteed prize for anyone who buys 45 cards (a cool $4,455): Dinner with Trump at Mar-A-Lago.

I read that as “Phil Spector...” 

Parsa said she feared for her safety if she stayed with Walker. But Dr. Jerry Mungadze, Walker’s therapist, convinced her to remain in the relationship. Mungadze assigned her the role of Walker’s “savior...the only person who could get through” to him, Parsa said, and disclosed to her just how serious Walker’s…

I feel like if you have more than 3 kids, parents literally don’t have enough time to give all of them the attention they need. So like, why would you keep making people?

What the hell else are we supposed to call them?

I feel the same about Michael B. Jordan, but I know there aren’t many who share this view.

I just came off of reading a comment section back and forth between an obvious anti-vax troll and a different kind of dummy. It’s just nice when people aren’t so rude to each other on line.

I really enjoyed the back and forth of this conversation. Bravo you two.

He might give it to you, but then he’ll rat you out to the feds. 

They said the same about ALF. 

“You’re welcome.” - NoFX

GATTICA! GATTICA! GATTICA!

Imagine being mad at a bakery. Goddamn losers.

The hell is going on in here?