Right?!? You get it. Seems like there’s a lot of people who watched/read The Road, and thought it looked like fun. Buncha dinguses.

Yeah. I’m planning on dying as soon as possible when WWIII starts. Who wants to deal with all that noise?

Why do dummies think it’s affordable and/or easy to just pick up and leave your country for another one? Also, a lot of other countries simply don’t want us and won’t give us citizenship. 

I don’t know if they care about continuity, but it would also be a problem based on the time frames their respective films are supposed to take place.

Holy shit, the FBI said they found kiddie porn in Jones’ phone too.

So you’re saying Quibi still has a chance!!!

Because the real plot of Roadhouse is “Jack Dalton is so awesome everyone wants to fight him, fuck him or hire him.” That’s it.

They should have just connected Road House to the John Wick franchise. In the Road House universe, bouncers are revered and have reputations that make them folk heroes. There should be part of a branch of the John Wick hitman society that specifically has notable bouncers as members. The worlds crossover and chaos…

Good graphic. Terrible fonts.

All the Bloods from Circuit City went to Target after the collapse.

It’s always surreal to see famous people and politicians doing terrible things so many times with little or no consequences while I’d be rightfully fired for doing it once.

so much dramatic whispering

Milkshake alone is one of the most licensed records of our generation. I am a creator, I’m an innovator, I have done more then left my mark on an era of music and style that will go down in history .

What’s Ezra Miller been up to the past few weeks? It’s been ominously quiet on that front.

I’m pretty sure the next installment is Cones of Dunshire: The Winds of Tremorrah.

Up next: The Spice Girls are corrupting America’s youth!

I was once on a Spirit flight and one of the stewardess wasn’t even wearing a uniform. I thought she was a random passenger passing out snacks and water. 

Weird that she would have probably been fine if she was actually implying she murders women.

I’m quite certain it was the core stage of a Long March 5B rocket. It’s in the director’s cut.