Whether you’re religious, agnostic, atheist, or anything in-between, we should all be able to agree: God does not care about football.

You could make a very successful horror movie using that concept.

Yeah, but every asshole is full of shit.

Sounds like it’ll end like Waco.

He’s already cast as Man-Spider.

So everyone and everything is a pedophile to these people?

So weird that Bill Cosby and Dick Van Dyke are the same species. 

I’m excited for this movie, but it really sounds stuffed. You got the GOTG, Greek gods, Christian Bale Voldemort, Valkyrie stuff, and maybe a cancer storyline too?!? Just seems like a lot to pack in to a 2 hour movie, but damn that Waititi is good.

Was he ad-libbing the “doubles”? Surely not the “triples”?

I’m something of a “rancid ass” sommelier. Ask me anything.

Guy looks like if Bam Margera made better choices. 

Welp... you just became executive producer. If you can find a way to get Bucky O’hair in there too, you’ll get a pay bump and maybe a cut of the distribution rights.

Can’t we just deepfake Tom Green into the role? 

Gimme a gritty reimagining of Street Sharks directed by Zack Snyder. This comment started as a joke, but now I actually want it. 

I’d like an all Furby spinoff or prequel from The Mitchells vs. the Machines.

“Its not just rich people, The subways in Toronto are DISGUSTING. I’d rather pay a little more to not deal with that.” - Mr. Monopoly

Not knowing what happens next will forever haunt my brother and I.

The My Pillow guy is constantly in the news giving his opinions on everything. That’s the opposite of cancellation.

Also, the sexual assault allegation is pretty much a member requirement.

Because rich people don’t want to share a space with us dinguses.