So everyone and everything is a pedophile to these people?

So weird that Bill Cosby and Dick Van Dyke are the same species. 

Was he ad-libbing the “doubles”? Surely not the “triples”?

I’m something of a “rancid ass” sommelier. Ask me anything.

Guy looks like if Bam Margera made better choices. 

He should have a sign that says “What if Uncle Ben got aborted?”

“Religious freedom” in this country is actually Christian Freedom.

If he really goes in a new direction and does a good job (which I believe he will), I wonder what the fan response will be. The consensus a lot of the time is, “no more skywalkers, jedi, sith, etc... Explore the rest of the universe.” I’ve said the same myself. If Waititi does this successfully, will they still…

In 2016, Musk, per the report from May, allegedly exposed his erect penis to a flight attendant who was giving him a massage then offered her a horse in exchange for sex, and rubbed her leg.

Commando is what happens when cocaine makes a movie... and it’s AMAZING!

I wonder how many school shootings that island has had so far this year.

Came here for this. Bravo!

Whatever you say Dr. Spaceman. 

Face/Alf

Those guys are hilarious.

Trump then alluded to running for president again in 2024, pledging, “If I ever run for president and win, I would crack down on violent crime like never before.”

And, you can’t even spell IAmBrett without the letters B, E, A, and R.

what does that even mean

Woah... the kids in this photo are the only ones with the appropriate facial expressions. The hell is this place?

they are a sneaky bunch