It’s been rough. Here’s a baby giraffe.

It’s hard to understand, but it just seems like the easiest way to get attention for him at this point. Fames seems to one hell of an addictive drug, and some people will do anything for a fix.

This car looks like a storm trooper helmet frowning.

The Maggi company was acquired by Nestlé in 1947.

It’s so easy not to say something. Even in a live conversation, it’s easy not to say something. It’s waaaaaaaay easier to not say something on Twitter. How are so many people with so much to lose so bad at not saying something all the time?!?!?

I think Gianni Infantino was Dennis Feinstein’s original name.

If this look became a human, it would be Madison Cawthorn.

Why did Jazzy Jeff let this happen?

This is weird. Why are all these people so goddamn weird?

Kind of like that book OJ Simpson wrote.

“Listen, I just want to say this man is an absolute genius. We’ve got to make sure we protect him at all times … For every comedian who comes out here, this means everything. You’re a genius. You’re a legend, and we’re not going to let nothing happen to you.”

There’s a lot of weird sex involved?

Also sounds like Mad Libs.

Miss Heard found physical relief in her husband’s bed.

Seems like there’s so many punchable faces out there, it’s hard to keep them straight at this point. Remember Jared Kushner?

I think that was Shia Lebeouf in Fury.

Or maybe Channel? He could be in Volkswagon car commercials too.

It’s like she put one wig on, liked it, and reasoned “If one wig looks good, several wigs should look better.”

Never have i seen so many small props on one stage. man man is still rad.

Don’t you mean Dolby Gillis?