This is weird. Why are all these people so goddamn weird?

Only if he comes down from the rafters like god intended. 

Kind of like that book OJ Simpson wrote.

If they don’t find a way to deal with the age situation, we’re going to have a Grease situation on our hands.

I can’t wait for this scene when Vader looks into the bathroom mirror.

And “The Happening 2"!!!

Right now, if you were living in China or Russia, what would be your first step?

“Listen, I just want to say this man is an absolute genius. We’ve got to make sure we protect him at all times … For every comedian who comes out here, this means everything. You’re a genius. You’re a legend, and we’re not going to let nothing happen to you.”

It could be related to how actors get death threats from fans who can’t differentiate an actor from his/her character.

Bad news. Our galactic overlords are United fans. 

There’s a lot of weird sex involved?

Also sounds like Mad Libs.

Miss Heard found physical relief in her husband’s bed.

Seems like there’s so many punchable faces out there, it’s hard to keep them straight at this point. Remember Jared Kushner?

I think that was Shia Lebeouf in Fury.

Waiting for this headline:

I can’t believe he almost got eaten by the Sarlacc Pit Monster AGAIN!

Or maybe Channel? He could be in Volkswagon car commercials too.

It’s like she put one wig on, liked it, and reasoned “If one wig looks good, several wigs should look better.”