You’re busted, John H. Netflix.

I am longing desperately for something original in the Star Wars universe but it’s like it’s illegal to do now or something.

I am a veteran of the War on Christmas. You haven’t seen suffering until a barista hands you a cup of coffee that’s green and red but doesn’t have Santa Claus on it. You haven’t gazed into the unblinking eye of hell until someone says “Happy Holidays” to you on a cold December night. 

I though the same about the gym too. But, I started going back on the weekends and only using a few machines. My gym is dead on the weekends, so it feels safer than most things. Just my experience though.

Is this the new American dream?

They shouldn’t be watching that movie as a family.

They shouldn’t be watching that movie as a family.

Say what you will about these yahoos, but their sign quality is much improved. I can actually read the madness now.

Prank your surgery team by spending the afternoon at Golden Corral the day before.

From a producer of The Batman

After all these years, I can still smell that video.

baby baby baby bay bay baaaaay

Rowing machines provide a low impact, full body workout. I joined my super cheap gym just to use one.

Reality is about to get even more insufferable.

If some guy working at a Jiffy Lube made this video about his female co-workers, he would be fired and maybe face some charges. How low are Congress’ standards? 

And it’s junk food too.

Watch Mr. Inbetween on Hulu. It’s rad.

Shuri from Black Panther just got someone to hold her beer.

‘Your’e right. ‘Its’ so frustra’ting.

In 1996, Warner threw his microphone stand at drummer Kenneth Wilson, sending him to the hospital.