Such a cool name though.

douches

Did Tim Allen steal his body at some point and I never knew?

COYS!

What happened? I never heard of this.

Does EVERYTHING have to be a conspiracy now?

Those Lords love their cabbage.

The shit is going on in this picture?

The Columbus hill is one of the strangest hills to die on.

This is good news, but how would this law ever be enforced?

If you’re looking for a new reason to hate Rob Schnieder, I recommend you watch his standup special on Netflix.

beep boop

I was once riding by myself minding my own business when a guy pulled up next to me furious and said he was going to run me over if he saw me again.

I believe I got Tried!

I got hit before too. I switched to mountain biking on the local trails now. No more smog, and no more asshole cars. There are tortoises in the woods that have almost made me crash though.

This is my Yoshi.

NOBODY would have been acceptable as the voice of Mario. Nobody.

The Gang Slides Down a Flagpole

Disclaimer: I’m dumb and confused.

Imagine hating your butthole this much.