douches

This sounds like it was the beginning of an 80's stand-up routine, and I like it.

It felt like Jenkins wanted to make an ‘80s-set Wonder Woman movie that looked and felt like it had actually been made in the early ‘80s.

Wait a second... was it FOX that cancelled Surface? I’m still haunted by that show.

Kind of sounds like Spiderman.

And they seem to be honoring the Nolan tradition of incomprehensible dialogue shouted through partitions or over ambient noise.

That’s what she said.

Well that’s just like... your opinion, man.

“I’ve come to realize that following God’s word is not always the easiest route but if we don’t follow our beliefs and the founding principles of our nation, it will crumble. This must stop now... Therefore I have decided to double down with God as my compass to take this fight to the swamp of Washington D.C.,”

Did Tim Allen steal his body at some point and I never knew?

COYS!

What happened? I never heard of this.

That’s one of the wildest parts of this grift to me. The people they worship are old money elites who actively hate their base. The only way it’s been adequately explained to me is that it’s simply more about who they hate than who they are... which is a bummer, and makes reasoning with them near impossible. 

always wanted to know what he was smiling about

Are humans canonically humans in the Star Wars universe?

Does EVERYTHING have to be a conspiracy now?

Real question: What would it actually take to get rid of the British royalty system?

Once we’re literally underwater, who are the climate-change deniers going to blame?

Those Lords love their cabbage.