I wish this game was just a school simulation where you play as the athletes off the field going to class, hanging out with friends, etc. 

Imagine for a moment, that this man truly believed this was a “joke.”

Also, didn’t they kill off the main character offscreen between movies in a pretty unceremonious way?

RIP HitchBot

Your friend is rad.

Will it be titled, “Hers”?

Maybe she’s in league with Xanatos.

... liiiitttle biiiiits...

Not if Usain is scared and high too.

Ugh. I hate when there’s hair on my belgian sex waffle.

Pharell keeps smirking at the camera like he’s Jim.

This guy purges.

As you’re probably aware, Michael Jordan wasn’t in NBA Jam (Shaq and Barkley pulled themselves out of subsequent console release, but this is about MJ). Ever the savviest of businessmen, Jordan retained his likeness rights outside of the NBA’s CBA and made sure he wasn’t in the game.

It would be easier to ignore her if she was behind bars.

Both Gaetz and Cruz didn’t really need to say anything on this matter, but the impulse for some men to opine on matters that are not relevant to them is often too strong to suppress.

I know this is completely beside the point, but would a jug of anti-freeze even stop a rolling truck?

Or, he’s the grift that keeps on living.

In their own minds, they are heroes. They don’t realize they are just being selfish assholes.

Every time I hit my head, I have a brief moment where I think “maybe I’ll knock the logic and empathy out and live like one of these assholes.” Doesn’t work.

Exactly. Reminds me of people who do violent and/or racist stuff when they drink and blame the booze. You were always an asshole. The booze made it worse, sure, but you’re just a rotten person.