“WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY THOUGHT?!?”

When I get angry, I use words like “cromulent.”

That’s an action figure... right?

I use the Chipotle app, and it actually works really well. I was against it at first, but switching to apps to order food is inevitable. 

destroyed the local Waco economy and home market for residents.

Are these people just buying graveyards and funeral homes as investments or something?

Makes sense. Thanks for explaining.

Yeah, I feel like the breakup of Yugoslavia would be too obscure an even for the general public.

GIN NOT GYM! GIN NOT GYM!

Remember the part in BVS where batman hijacked that truck carrying the kryptonite and murdered all those contractors. Those guys weren’t bad guys. They were just doing their job.

Maybe they could change Magneto to be a survivor of a Vietnam POW camp. He could have a like a Deer Hunter origin story. Could be rad.

This guy is basically Diet Buffalo Bill, except he’s actually disabled.

I never understood it. Is Snyder like super Christian or something?

Watch out for Bart Harley Jarvis.

You sir/madame, are a poet.

Charlie DAY as Daredevil/Spiderman’s lawyer. The Vulture sues Spiderman for something and he needs someone well versed in bird law.

I’ve seen what fast food avocado looks like. Have u ever seen the “guac” at subway? There is no reason to not just buy a $1 hass avocado from the store and spread it on a piece of bread. Well unless you absolutely hate your butthole.

The surprise cameo is Bruce Wayne’s parents.

I hope old Steve goes to his own funeral. That would be rad.

I recently started reading the comments on r/dcuniverse or something like that, and it blew my mind. These people worship Zak Snyder in the strangest way. He’s like this normal, mediocre filmmaker, and the flattering comments about him sound like they were written by bots. Maybe they are.