I’ve seen a lot of your comments. You Frasier so hard. Bravo.

Mormon Death Stare sounds like a wrestling finishing move, and I like it.

How do you feel about Moland Springs?

Did you go to public school in the USA?

Heil dare you!

Red, White, and Eww.

I’m a casual gamer new to modern video games, so Strava is perfect for me. I can play easily on my laptop without learning about and purchasing pricey equipment. I mostly play RDR2 every few days and FarCry 5, so it’s been a great experience for me. 

*sound of small feet tapping

“Rage Vagina” is my new band name. Called it.

Those are eyelashes you idiot. Everyone knows “T’s” don’t have them. 

BAD CHICKEN! ...MESS YOU UP!

“Mom!?! Is that you?”

Is there ANY advantage to this?

Where the hell do i get a $38 dollar burrito then?

Boy, Bart! Laddie’s the best dog in the world! He’s nothing like your old dog.

And now I am going to repeat what my four year old said to me once when she asked me about churches and what they were for. We lived across the street from one of ‘god’s houses’. I tried to explain how some people believe that god created the world and looks down from above to judge our behaviour and ‘guide’ our…

What’d that teacher do? I’m curious.

I live in Florida. Wawa’s are here now. They’re fine.

I still find it strange that bean water is possibly the most popular beverage on the planet.