I kind of want to see your buearocrat avengers movie. 

He’s a great actor who doesn’t get all the best roles. He was rad in Logan, a great scumbag in Gone Girl.

That is a very negative review. 😂

I’m 34, but thanks. 😅

I’ve never seen it but always wanted to. Is it bad in a good way? Like... funny?

I found the alien.

So fish and chips I have to prepare at home for $75?!?!

RELEASE THE TRAVOLTA CUT!

Stock “borkers” made me laugh. Well done.

*sound of small feet tapping

“Rage Vagina” is my new band name. Called it.

Steve Bannon could watch an hour of Serena Williams destroy people on the court, then go to the bathroom and look in the mirror still believing that he’s part of a master race. I think about that a lot. 

Those are eyelashes you idiot. Everyone knows “T’s” don’t have them. 

Star Wars : Knights of the Cold Republic

Star Wars Doctor Mario

BAD CHICKEN! ...MESS YOU UP!

“Mom!?! Is that you?”

Is there ANY advantage to this?

Where the hell do i get a $38 dollar burrito then?

Boy, Bart! Laddie’s the best dog in the world! He’s nothing like your old dog.