Meh. I’m not angry. I just find the new lightsaber battles to be lazy, and lazy choreography for movies of this scope is a baffling idea for me.

Why are the lightsaber fights in the sequel trilogy so boring and unimaginative?

It’s not well known, but Francis Ford Coppola based a lot of plot points and dialogue from Apocalypse Now on scenes from the G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero series.

90s Spiderman and x-men cartoons were way too intense for kids. I think they may have affected my personality in dark ways.

What’s Cyberpunk 2077?

It’s spelled Assturd.

I think the problem was they condensed a whole season of storylines into the space of the movie.

DUNE DOOMED!

Pepper Potts?

I feel like MGS would be better as a 8-10 episode series instead of a movie.

I wonder how complicated this makes it to get work.

Thanos did something wrong.

You’re right. Wesley Snipes is the new Black Panther.

Pretty sure he’s playing Thomas Wayne in a flashback scene. Not sure what happens in that scene though.

Spot on!

Yeah, but like, how did Leatherface become Leatherface... ya know.

The future...

BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL!

Remember when John Krasinsky made that youtube feel-good news show and then sold it?

Take Shelter was rad.