“Crime guys” made me laugh. I will use this term now.

Babu Frik is the only good part in all 9 Star Wars movies and I will hear no argument to the contrary. 

Dude... Armageddon is great. It’s like Conair, except the plane is a meteor.

I’ll vote for Trump if you stop doing slideshows. 

Woooooooooooooooooooooh! ... Wooh!

Why he couldn’t just get a divorce/abandon his kids (while leaving every one alive) like so many other deadbeats do is beyond me.

I read this in Jeff Foxworthy’s voice.

It’s already been printed in this scenario.

I don’t know. Still seems incredibly rude.

The internet is strange. Imagine going to lunch with someone who brings their friend. That friend (a stranger to you) happens to be a writer. You’re interested. This friend asks if you’d like to read their newest article. You read it. Imagine bringing out this typo in the way the OP did. It would be really mean and…

We are living in the Walmart of timelines.

Doesn’t that just leave us with pence...

Or Roadhouse Same Elliot?

I want “Cool Ron” Sam Elliot. 

Nah.

Aren’t they only in it for like 10 minutes or something?

Just watched him give a masterclass on how not to work in a back 3. Even more satisfying watching him do it to Arsenal.

That’s pretty bad, but is it worse than signing David Luis?

Trump is a Chelsea fan. GO SPURS!