My computer sucks so I use Stadia. I can play Red Dead Redemption 2 with zero lag. 

I read that as Tupac v. Biggie University. I’m intrigued. 

NEWSRADIO ON CRACKLE!

Meat tastes good. Fake meat tastes good. People like to eat things that taste good.

Even more so, why aren’t people who call the police for trash like this arrested?

“Fine. I’ll do it.” - Ric Flair

When I started reading this comment, there’s no way I could have predicted a Knights Templar reference by the end.

The Place Beyond the Pines is one of the most underrated movies I’ve ever seen.

Your dad sounds like Ron Swanson.

One is right here and the other one went.

Woof... that’s a burn.

There are rooms full of smartly dressed industry professionals who agreed this was a good idea. How?

I worked canine rehab for a year. Job was rad. Dogs are rad. 

How’d you go pro?

This picture looks weird. Is he photoshopped in? Was he too busy torturing to be in the family picture?

Hello, Father.

It’s time to come home.

Agreed, but I really hate the Juke.

CLOSE TALKER!