I got off a plane a few hours ago. When did people stop holding in their farts?

you’d have to b naked, right?

Fart is the Welsh word for Diarrhea. 

Bro?... Bro...

Gashed Potatoes. 

Why are these stupid Kinja videos playing automatically?

Star Whores

Something tells me Disney+ has your buck.

“Would you touch my bunghole? I’d touch my bunghole.” - Jughead Buffalo Bill

My biggest problem with Leto Joker was how weirdly sexual he was. He was always slithering around like a serpentine deviant. I like my Joker asexual... like Morrissey. 

Nah bro. Jesus was cool. It’s the ones who are trying to impress him you have to worry about.

“Would be”? What happened to Uncle Ben?

Maybe it IS just me. He’s just one of those actors that when I watch them, I can’t help but remember they’re acting. I never believe the character. 

Is it just me, or is Michael B. Jordan a crummy actor? 

I thought you only got the prions from eating the brains of the same species.

COCAINE!

Wind River is the jam.

I think what she said was racist and she might have some subconscious racism going on, but I wouldn’t necessarily say she as a person is racist. I don’t know her though.

That’s what she said.

This guy star wars