See you later mother-in-law!

unless they somehow squander the +8 goal differential that they have going into the final weekend.

Sweet burn, but you can’t sauté in a fluid predominantly water. You could make a piss extract and add it to an oil, or if you want to be fancy, get a big container of piss and sous vide the steak. That being said, this article is trash.

Never chase the dragon. You may just find it.

t-rex dungeon

First name: Chief. Middle Name: Hostage. Last Name: Negotiator.

Goddamn savages, the lot.

Like golf.

They thrive in rural areas. 

Why are we so gross?

You are so metal.

“It’s a draw”

I don’t care if it’s bad. It just looks boring.

Dark stuff, bro.

I’d like to think I wouldn’t, but is there a man this righteous?

I guess it’s just a new way of digesting entertainment. I hate it though.

When did we lose the desire to be surprised?

She could be drugging people with hallucinogenics, then convincing them her father could cure them.