REPTILIANS!

Space just got Rhonda’d!

“You think you know the Outback? I was BORN in the Outback!”

So Gamora got “killed” and ended up in the soul stone as a little girl. Does that mean everyone who got snapped and sent to the soul stone is a kid? That could be adorable. When they eventually get unsnapped maybe they all come back as children. With that, Disney can recast all the original heroes and make money…

Wait! Is that Ben and the boom mic guy from The Office in a Peele version of The Twilight Zone? Somebody better call the Boner Patrol because I am now a fugitive.

John Wick 3: It Wasn’t Just a Puppy”

He’s 5'10". Average dude. Give him a break.

You can also spell “spout”, as in, constantly spouting garbage.

I read "The Call of Cthulu" for the first time yesterday...

The FECkless...

Thanks for doing all the hard work, but your life sounds miserable. 

And when it all goes bad, I’ll say, “Don’t blame me. I voted for Zombie Tesla.”

lot of blame going around

If Roy was just a little better to Pam, this could have all been avoided.

“SPACE MAKES WOMEN GAY!!!!!”

... an empty tomb...

Were they out of Coca Cola trucks?

Reese Withered-spoon?

wasn’t alive